mariaalenkoshepard:

bondsmagii:

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

2-beadyeyes:

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

katelyndanger:

gayshitanddadjokes:

worldheritagepostorganization:

thesealfriend:

jottingprosaist:

smolpocketmonstercoffee:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

jacketslut1:

masochist-incarnate:

swoopingsilver:

jellyfish-rights:

zerofarad:

afabbaeddel:

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” -fucking Warrior Cats

We live in a socie-

Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post “you can’t kill me in a way that matters” +the following uhhhh 1 sec

I find the mushroom post :)

sorry

sorry

Can we go ahead and add “one day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen” to the list please

@imfunnydamit

“There is not enough time to make all the things one’s imagination can conjure” - @reyndesign

World Heritage Post

OH HEY I’M IN THIS POST!!!!!!!

bad-intentixns:

dude/babe it’s the same thing